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Meet the Spartans

Xerxes is the evil king of Persia and so when he device to destroy Sparta, king Leonidas and 13 of his strapping warriors rose to safe their homeland from destruction. Their first battle had hip hop varieties which gave them strategic advantage at a narrow Thermopylae pass.
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Village Voice
January 29, 2008
I'm moving to Europe.
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Sin Magazine
July 22, 2008
It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!
Digital Spy
July 14, 2011
Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.
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Slate
January 30, 2008
This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
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Cinema Sight
September 03, 2008
While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.
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AV Club
January 26, 2008
While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.
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MovieCrypt.com
February 10, 2009
What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.
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Detroit News
January 28, 2008
It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.
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Boston Globe
January 28, 2008
It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
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NewsBlaze
May 29, 2008
A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.
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Movies.com
April 04, 2011
Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.
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Entertainment Weekly
January 30, 2008
The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.
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