One of the kidnappers, Jegele, was abducted by kidnapping the younger brother, who faces a psychological challenge to the powerful federal prosecutor to save his boss from prison. Giggly discovers in a one-bedroom apartment with a kidnap victim, Brian, and I think it will be a routine task but soon becomes a turbulent task. Ricky, a female gangster, is sent to help Jigley with the kidnapping because the boss does not think that Gigli will be able to do it alone. But Gigli fell in love with Ricky.
Mitigating factors: a carefully curated sampling of J-Lo butt cleavage, and an arrhythmic Christopher Walken cameo which momentarily diverts the doomed ship from collision with the iceberg.
It's hard to tell who this movie was intended for: those who think that a mentally challenged boy singing dirty rap lyrics is cute and funny? Those who find Ben Affleck's brow to be ineffably mysterious? Students of Stoic philosophy looking for a test?
After the schadenfreudian thrill of watching beautiful people humiliate themselves wears off, it has the same annihilating effect on your will to live.
