Season 12 opens with JoJo greeting the three former bachelorettes: Kaitlyn Bristowe, Desiree Hartsock Siegfried, and Ali Fedotowsky as they come to give advice on being the bachelorette.
This season of The Bachelorette should maybe show us why the Bachelorette herself should be a person with some life experiences and a little maturity. A little perspective could have gone a long way this season.
This season, we watched the Little Marine That Could stand up to Big Bad Chad, who found his one true love in the form of protein powder and lunch meats. We watched Wells struggle to overcome his awkwardness, and we listened to every "eh" Daniel gave us.
Fortunately, ABC is as self-aware as ever and knows that The People will not be satisfied if they do not get as much screen time with JoJo's wine-guzzling mom, Soraya, as possible.
