The film tells a story about Bryan Lighthouse - a pet photographer. He's forced to marry Masha Nikitin - a Croatian bride because he cannot pay his debt. And Masha Nikitin will get a green card after becoming Bryan's wife. Bryan cannot touch her as her requirement. Then romance begins soon...
Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."
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September 20, 2012
A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence.
The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.
The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.
The charisma and comic timing of the film's female leads make up for some of the screenwriting rough patches but not enough to justify a trip to the theater.
