A solemn and dangerous mission by a powerful young man named Dartjannan. Dartjannan forces in agreement with three former legendary men to fight a fierce battle and looks like a fateful battle. They must cooperate to achieve an exciting mission in Europe that lies in trying to thwart a vicious plot that threatens to overthrow the king and destroy European countries, and perhaps there will be a global war that will destroy the world.
This version of the Musketeers story can't decide if it wants to be an old-fashioned tale of swashbuckling adventure and palace intrigue or a cheeky, effects-heavy rethink of some iconic characters a la the Guy Ritchie-directed Sherlock Holmes.
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.
Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart."
