A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress. They then attempt to destroy the undead nobleman and his cronies and rescue the buxom maid.
Messy vampire spoof-cum-homage to Hammer, which doesn't really come off on either count.
New York Times
May 09, 2005
He was evidently only trying to make fun of horror films, forgetting that horror films, played straight, are now more often funny -- unconsciously to -- than horrible.