I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.
I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.
You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.
You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.
I will always smell good.
I will always smell good.
I'm just a normal guy.
I'm just a normal guy.
I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.
I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.
People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. Peopl...
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People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.
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Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
I just like making people laugh.
I just like making people laugh.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.
When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.
I write short stories. I write every day.
I write short stories. I write every day.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.
I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts i...
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I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.
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I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.
I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.
I love acting. I love performing.
I love acting. I love performing.
Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what t...
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Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.
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Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bi...
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Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.
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I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposu...
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I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.
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What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive th...
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What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.
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I do date quite frequently.
I do date quite frequently.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for...
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I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
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I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qu...
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I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.
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I like hanging out with people.
I like hanging out with people.
I've been acting since 2002, around about there.
I've been acting since 2002, around about there.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the hea...
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If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.
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