Virginia Johnson

Libby Masters

Betty DiMello

Lester Linden

Tessa Johnson

Barton Scully

Dr. Austin Langham

Sammy Davis Jr.

Rosie O'Donnell

Cheryl's Dad

Cousin Andy

King Melchior

Jeff Greene's Father

Becky

Horace

Gloria

Joe Pesci

Jane Jetson

Maude Flanders

Ruth Powers

Flavor Flav

Robert DeNiro

Tiger Woods

Sarah Palin

Ozzy Osbourne

Katy Perry

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Carrie Fisher

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Johnny Masters

Jenny Masters

Herb Spleeb

Jane Martin

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Margaret Scully

Bob Drag

Edna Eshelman

Harry Eshelman

Dennis

Helen

Sam Duncan

Rabbi

Cheryl's Mom

Oscar the Dog

Muggsy Bogues

Stu Braudy

Brad

Krazee-Eyez Killa

Thelma Griffin

George Jetson

Gabbo

Kent Brockman

Leonard Nimoy

Larry Fine

Luke Perry

Flea

KISS

Stevie Nicks

Bette Midler

Danny DeVito

J.J. Mitchell

Natasha

Trey MacDougal

Matthew McConaughey

Debbie

Charles MacDougal

Jerry Garcia Conner

Scott

Audrey Conner

Paul Edley

Matt

Dan Logan

Ronald Sturgis

Graham Pennington

Leslie Riordan

Nora Everett

Jonathan Laurents

Francis Masters

Jodi Funkhouser

Man in Wheelchair

Susan Braudy

Hugh Mellon's Son

Joanne

Irving Schwimmer

Sikh

Valet Offendee

Hugh Mellon

Anti-Wagnerite

Thor

Richard's Girlfriend

Alanis Morissette

Egg Thrower

Melanie Tyler

Andy Portico

The Screaming Black Dolphins

Evil Monkey

Weenie

Long Duk Dong