Kevin Federline

Ryan Seacrest

Robert DeNiro

Tiger Woods

Sarah Palin

Ozzy Osbourne

Katy Perry

Puppet Guy

Mr. Goodwin

Secret Service Agent

Gretchen Grossbard

Fat Kid

Sergei Kruglov

Bouncer

Jewel

Amazing Rufus

Charlie Greenfield

Chief Shopaholic

Jessica

Drunk Girl

Airport Security Guard

Etan Cohen

Jason

Barney

Al

Dr. Perlmutter

Khalid

Doyle

Father Carrington

Claw Crane Girl

Matty Moyer

Mitch

Katie

Female Juror

Irv

Superintendent Ellen Riggs

Devin

Harland

Amy

Iris

Uzi Knesset

Foster

Emperor Zing

Mahmood

Bela Karolyi

Betsy White

Mr. Durbin

A.J.

Ethan

Agent Hopkins

Mr. Pibb

Mr. Buckley

Rabbi

Wala

Female Guard

Councilwoman Santos

Random Hot Woman

Benny

Li-Fung

Sal

Ashley

Emily Deschanel

Horatio

Shonteeva

Maxine

June Rosewood

Short Producer

Captain

Dane Cook

KISS

Stevie Nicks

Bette Midler

Danny DeVito

Buckle the Mountain Man

Reginald

CIA Guy

Boob Woman

Achmed

Captain Lefebvre

Belmonpan

Blonde Hoe

Harvey Lissel

Candy Striper Stripper

Mysterious Man

Officer Bays

Heavyset Man and Norman

Bahir

Persian Emissary

Sonio

Messenger

Leo Jr.

Urban Kid

Tyra Banks

Twiggy Look-a-Like

Ms. Jay Look-a-Like

Mr. Glippen

Sanjaya Malakar

Dancing Persian Emissary

Dancing Immortal

Councilman