I was told that the arrival of new streaming media would mean that we wouldn't be so reliant on arbitrary "movie" or "TV" running times anymore. I was lied to. The Package is roughly 93 minutes and that feels 40 to 60 minutes too long.
To say that The Package is one continuous dirty joke with an outrageously absurd premise wouldn't be an exaggeration. It's also a funny, sweet, raucous teen comedy that's by turns ridiculous and raunchy, but thankfully never too profound.