In an attempt to reestablish his life, Pitka, a young ambitious man, who has been raised in India among a group of gurus, whose life turns upside down, when he returns to his hometown, where he introduced himself as a guru, as he helps an athlete to win back his wife.
It's a rare film that makes a reviewer consider giving up the movies altogether. My own Waterloo came forty-five minutes into The Love Guru when I briefly considered stabbing out my own eyes so that I wouldn't have to watch it any more.
If you're in the mood for a delightful tweak of today's self-actualizing New Age gurus, look elsewhere. If, on the other hand, you want to see gags about boogers, elephant poop, and mano-a-mano duels with mops drenched in urine, then this is for you.