Jimmy Swaggart

[When he asks Christians to know their enemy]: Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory. Show less «

I do not plan in any way to whitewash my sin. I do not call it a mistake, a mendacity; I call it sin. I would much rather, if possible - and in my estimation it would not be possible - to make it worse than less than it actually is. I have no one but myself to blame. I do not lay the fault or the blame of the charge at anyone else's feet. For no one is to blame but I take the responsibility. I take the blame. I take the fault. Show less «

I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else.

[on humor] It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. Show less «

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that [President George W. Bush] has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. Show less «

I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. Show less «

[on the stupidity of marrying men] I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.

[When he was worried if he'd no longer preach] If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. Show less «